Happy Side Of Life

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors....but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today!

"And that person was me.".....

Working for God on earth does not pay much, but His Retirement plan is out of this world.

Aw those are cool thanks for posting them.

WOW!!!

they're really sweet
I'll add some that i have ina joke book - they aren't as meaningful but they make me laugh:


FOR THOSE WHO TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY

On the other hand...you have different fingers!

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar terriotry.

42.3% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like i'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges...

Remember that half the people you know are below average.

Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?

Nothing is foolproof to a talented fool!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Support bacteria - it's the only culture some people have.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

To steal ideas from one person is plagerism, to steal from many is research.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable (except from vending machines)

Plan to be spontaneous - tomorrow

If you think that nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

Honk if you love peace and quiet

That was even better

yea

Haha! Too cute.

hehehe those are great