Jokes and Riddles

Okay these are kind of hard! Try answering them on your own before you scroll down to see what others have put.

24 H in a D = 24 HOURS IN A DAY
26 L of the A
7 D of the W
7 W of the W
12 S of the Z
66 B of the B
52 C in a P (WJs)
13 S in the USF
18 H on a G C
39 B of the O T
5 T on a F
90 D in a R A
3 B M (S H T R)
32 is the T in D F at which W F
15 P in a R T
3 W on a T
100 C in a R
11 P in a F (S) T
12 M in a Y
13=UFS
8 T on a O
29 D in F in a L Y
27 B in the N T
365 D in a Y
13 L in a B D
52 W in a Y
9 L of a C
60 M in a H
23 P of C in the H B
64 S on a C B
9 P in S A
6 B to an O in C
1000 Y in a M
15 M on a D M C

I couldn't figure out the rest...

24 H in a D = 24 HOURS IN A DAY
26 L of the A = 26 LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET
7 D of the W = 7 DAYS OF THE WEEK
7 W of the W
12 S of the Z
66 B of the B = 66 BOOKS OF THE BIBLE
52 C in a P (WJs)
13 S in the USF
18 H on a G C = 18 HOLES ON A GOLF COURSE
39 B of the O T = 39 BOOKS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
5 T on a F
90 D in a R A = 90 DEGREES IN A RIGHT ANGLE
3 B M (S H T R)
32 is the T in D F at which W F = 32 IS THE TEMPERATURE IN DEGREES FARENHEIT AT WHICH WATER FREEZES
15 P in a R T
3 W on a T
100 C in a R
11 P in a F (S) T
12 M in a Y = 12 MONTHS IN A YEAR
13=UFS
8 T on a O
29 D in F in a L Y = 29 DAYS IN FEBRUARY IN A LEAP YEAR
27 B in the N T = 27 BOOKS IN THE NEW TESTAMENT
365 D in a Y = 365 DAYS IN A YEAR
13 L in a B D = 13 LOAVES IN A BAKER'S DOZEN
52 W in a Y = 52 WEEKS IN A YEAR
9 L of a C
60 M in a H = 60 MINUTES IN A HOUR
23 P of C in the H B
64 S on a C B
9 P in S A
6 B to an O in C
1000 Y in a M = 1000 YARDS IN A METER
15 M on a D M C

ME 2... WHERE DID U GET THESE?

I QUIT!

man kuka ur smart.. i couldnt even figure one out of the ones that were left...

I'M LOST

can we say...slow..









JK

24 H in a D = 24 HOURS IN A DAY
26 L of the A = 26 LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET
7 D of the W = 7 DAYS OF THE WEEK
7 W of the W= 7 Wonders of the World
12 S of the Z=12 signs of the Zodiac
66 B of the B = 66 BOOKS OF THE BIBLE
52 C in a P (WJs)=52 Cards in a Poker deck????? HHmm...i dunno
13 S in the USF=13 stripes in the US flag
18 H on a G C = 18 HOLES ON A GOLF COURSE
39 B of the O T = 39 BOOKS OF THE OLD TESTAMENT
5 T on a F=5 toes on a foot????
90 D in a R A = 90 DEGREES IN A RIGHT ANGLE
3 B M (S H T R)=3 Blind Mice (See how they Run)
32 is the T in D F at which W F = 32 IS THE TEMPERATURE IN DEGREES FARENHEIT AT WHICH WATER FREEZES
15 P in a R T
3 W on a T=3 Wheels on a Tricycle
100 C in a R
11 P in a F (S) T
12 M in a Y = 12 MONTHS IN A YEAR
13=UFS
8 T on a O
29 D in F in a L Y = 29 DAYS IN FEBRUARY IN A LEAP YEAR
27 B in the N T = 27 BOOKS IN THE NEW TESTAMENT
365 D in a Y = 365 DAYS IN A YEAR
13 L in a B D = 13 LOAVES IN A BAKER'S DOZEN
52 W in a Y = 52 WEEKS IN A YEAR
9 L of a C=9 lives of a cat
60 M in a H = 60 MINUTES IN A HOUR
23 P of C in the H B
64 S on a C B
9 P in S A
6 B to an O in C
1000 Y in a M = 1000 YARDS IN A METER
15 M on a D M C=15 Men on a Dead Man's Chest?????

52 CARDS IN A PACK (WITH JOKERS)

Maybe?!

And nah I ain't smart I just was putting off doing homework so I concentrated on these, lol.

HERE GOES 2 ADIVINANZAS..TRY TO GUESS BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN

1.Una casita con dos ventaniscos. Si la miras, te pones bizco.

2.Todo el mundo lo lleva, todo el mundo lo tiene, porque a todos les dan uno en cuanto al mundo vienen.





















































1.(La nariz)
2.(El nombre)

This post has been edited by Mexican_Girl03 on Oct 10 2003, 06:19 PM

for that one i had but 52 cards in a pile on one of the quotes...lol.

I GUESS THIS GOES HERE

1.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
2.Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
3.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
4.Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
5.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?
6.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
7.Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
8.When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do
you call a girl that is named after her mother?
9.364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
10.If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
11.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him & asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes & she came back with a tin of tobacco & some rolling papers because it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So...I figure if I have to roll my own...so does she.


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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers & their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.

To the first mother he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

He turned to the third mom. "Your obsession is alcohol & your child's name is Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her little boy by the hand & whispered, "Come on, D.i.ck, let's go home."


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A wife reports, My Husband was not happy with my mood swings so he bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.

When I'm in a good mood it turns green. When I'm in a bad mood it leaves a big frickin' red mark on his forehead.

This post has been edited by KuKa on Nov 13 2003, 03:01 PM