The Simpsons

My favorite cartoon show ever. Anyone have any favorite episodes? I love the one where Homer has a crush on that chick Mindy, and the one where he goes to Brazil and wears a thong but it keeps getting lost up his butt.

I like the one where Homer gains weight to get on the disability benefit, but I like most of the episodes, even though I've seen them many times.

Im not a big fan of this show. I actually didnt like it one bit EVER...until now. Well, i still dont like it, but at least i can stand watching it now. Man, I swear...i sit there and while everyone else is laughin...im sittin there BORED as hell. I dont think its funny. My bf says its cuz i dont GET the jokes...ummm, actually I do...its just not funny to me.

i luv that show! ive been watching them forever. its so crazy. i luv homer. hes insane. i dont have a fav show but thats one show i could watch all day and not get tired of it.

This post has been edited by MiaLuvsDrew on Mar 4 2004, 05:46 PM

same here...me no like the simpsons..i just can't stand watching them...i only like when homer says mmmmm beer...lol.....mmmm donuts...

I love the Simpsons..!!! I've grown up watching them. Homer is sooo adorable, LOL.. I love Ralph too... "ahh... it tastes like burning"... omg.. that is like my favorite line.. I say it all the time!!


Oh, and I forgot.. my favorite episode is the one where Marge gets all muscle-y.. & stuff... OMG, i love that episode.. when Homer rolls off & on the couch.. Too cute!! me & my sister are fanatics.. lol

This post has been edited by CuteKumbiaQueen on Mar 4 2004, 08:55 PM

OMG! Today's episode was all about Homer. Homer overload, Homer overload! I love the songs he sings:

"I'm shaving my shoulders...gettin' it all shaved off."

"Max Power, he's the man who's name you'd love to touch! But you mustn't touch! His name sounds good in your ear, but when you say it, you mustn't fear! 'Cause his name can be said by anyone."

"I like pizza, I like bagels, I like hot dogs with mustard and beer, I'll eat eggplant, I could even eat a baby deer La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! Who's that baby deer on the lawn there?"

"Dancing away my hunger pain, Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt, I'm kind of like Jesus, But not in a sacrilegious way..."

I love Homer!

This post has been edited by KuKa on Mar 8 2004, 05:23 PM

Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.


Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.


Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!


Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!


Frink: Oh my great good God! Gentlemen, your attention please. I am detecting a gigiantic amphibious life-form, it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way. Oh good glayven it's on my shoe. It's a small frog, just get off, just get off there, just get out of it, get out of it. Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator Mm-hai.


Frink: I will now teleport Sir Isaac Newton into the modern day...
[Starts his teleportation device.]
Machine: Warning. Power failure. [The power goes off]
Frink: Sweet glayven! [Isaac Newton's lower half steps out of the machine] Oh my, hey..! [Isaac Newton's legs runs over and starts kicking Frink] Ow, ow, oh, Sir Isaac's legs are hurting!


i also love the simpsons

jaja yeah dat show iz a classic..my fav episode will have to be when Bart and Homer get stuck in dat 3d world!

Homer "They have the internet on computers now" lol

Do you notice that if your watching repeats there are some episodes that come up ALL the time and some others that you never see like the 3d homer one has only been on t.v like twice .... well its like that in NZ anyways

Yea i notice that too, stupid UPN has like 10 episode they play and play and play, and its all generally new, none of the old stuff from season 5 or 6 is played, which is the best simpsons ever, its sad. but its better than no simpsons.

Yep its a pain in the a$$

Well jUpz da episode thing is true about da repeats and all! but....UPN??...i thought it waz on FOX..well i mean probablly where u from itz on UPN....

Buy the seasons! I have the first three, just got to get the fourth season before 2004 is over and I'll be caught up. OMG I'll be like 35 by the time all the seasons will be out, or even OLDER if it keeps on. I <3 my Simpsons though!