Want To Get Marry?, LOL!

A lonely spinster, age 70, decided it was time to
get married.

She put an ad in the paper that read:

HUSBAND WANTED
MUST BE MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME,
AND MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.

On the second day, she heard the doorbell. She
opened the door and, much to her dismay, saw a
gray-haired gentleman sitting in a wheel chair. He
had no arms or legs.
The woman said, "You're not really asking me to
consider you, are you?
Just look at you ..... you have no legs."
The old man smiled, "Therefore I cannot run around
on you!"
She snorted. "You don't have any hands, either!"
Again the old man smiled, "Nor can I beat you!"
She raised an eyebrow and gazed intently. "Are you
still good in bed?"
With that, the old gentleman beamed a broad smile
and said, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

ha ha.. i want me one of those!

hahahaha i needed somethin 2 make me laugh while i am in this boring keyboarding class!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA!!!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!

A! DATS FUNNEY!!!





LUPE