Embarrasing Moments, What's y'alls?

I came up with tis Tpoic cause I'm bored. Well, here's mine.

Well, the most emabarrasing moment I had was back in December 30, 2001. When me and my brother had went to to Hastings just to hangout over there. so, we were just walking around and I threw this loud azz fart in the book department. It was so loud it sounded like a bomb. one of the employees went to go check wht that loud noise was. he goes what was that? I was all red and laughing. my brother was like that wasn't me. Shoot i was laughing in that store non stop. I was like i'm not gonna do that again. My own fart scared the crap out of me that day. I tought I would share that with y'all.

^^LOL

Well...it happened at Hastings too...gosh...i FELL in da middle of da courtyard! OMG...i was sooooooooooooo ULTRA embarrassed. I juz fell...didnt trip or anythin...juz fell...on my knees and i juz FROZE! My friend (well, EX friend) was like "come on, get up before too many people see ya." I couldnt move. I couldnt even lift up my head...didnt wanna look at anyone cuz i was ashamed. OMG...luckily there werent too many people out there...but dat was soo embarrassing. My jeans tore from da knee...so i walked around school with a hole on my knee...and I was all bloody...it wasnt pretty.

And da same thing happened here by my house. We was walkin to her house...and then I juz fell...outta nowhere. Wats wrong with me?? And to make things worse...the light was RED...so all those cars saw me...omg! I couldnt move...it was bad...


IM CLUMSY....WATS WRONG WITH ME??!!??

one day when i was goin on to the field...it was rainin...i was runnin like hell...and i feel down in front of the whole football team~!....was i red like hell~!>...

ok ima go wayyyyyy back

in first grade (STUPID TEACHER LADY!!!) i peed on myself in class cause the dumb teacher wouldn't let me go to the restroom cause a lot of students before me had been asking and she had already let them go... i hope she has bladder problems whenever she gets old and wrinkly

in 7th grade the last bell had rung and it was dismissal time and all the kids were walking down the stairs (it was by the main entrance of the school) and i wanted to walk in front of this guy i liked so i walked in a hurry and 2 steps before getting to the floor i fell and my backpack went everywhere! i looked like an upside down turtle just laying there and then this morenito made it sooo loud... he was like AH HA HA YOU FELL!!! and i looked @ him like I HOPE YOU DIE!!! and he just got quiet and walked away as i picked up my stuff and the rest of the school walked by to leave

in 8th grade i tried out for CHEERLEADING. big BIG mistake.. considering i was like 60 pounds overweight and couldnt flex for nada... i learned the moves though and for the tryouts we got partnered up with other girls who were trying out and i got partnered up with like THE BEST CHEERLEADER... i mean this girl looked like a slinky she could do all kinds of cartwheels and stuff... well i'm not a quiter or so i thought and i went on stage with her in front of the judges and she went before me and i froze and stared @ her do her stuff and i ran off the stage crying... ugh that was horrible

in 9th grade:
first day of school: i got sooo lost i ended up in the parking lot for like 2 of my classes and then i got put in ROTC cuz they messed up my schedule and the sergeant dude was sooo mean to me... he was like drop and give me 50 and i was like "give you 50 what?" cause i didnt know any rotc lingo
second day: i got lost again on my way to rotc and i was rushing while i was passing by the cafeteria (theres 2 lunches) and my backpack flew open

in tenth grade we had this UIL competition @ memorial high and we were outside talking to these other ppl from diff. schools and i was thirsty so i went towards the vending machine and i didnt see that there was a step down from the deck we were standing on and i fell and i got up immediately but like 50 ppl looked @ me bust a michael jackson looking like move. i tried laughing it off but it was just lame.

^^ damn gurl.. lol... okae anyway... one time i was walking out of the cafeteria.. and eveybody was walking around you know but anyway.. this one gurl that was supposedly my friend grabbed my binder and thew it and all tha papers flew out.. and my best friend just kept on walking with her and laughin.. ahhh man that got me so mad.. so everybody just kept on walking by.. and didn't even help me.. ahhh.. well whatever.. lol

u should get that checked out. my friend would do the same thing and f*cked up her knee really bad 1 time so she went to the dr. and he told her there was something wrong wit her legs or something. just be careful girl.

Any time I'm out in public is an embarrassing moment for me. I'm one clumsy girl. Yesterday I almost fell in front of all the people at the carwash because I slipped on some water.

^LOL LOL LOL U Krazy!!!

^Fa real??? WHoa...I thought i was jzu plain CLUMSY! I havent fell in a long time tho...shoo, lemme not jinx myself!

Dang girl, that use to happen to me. i used to fall alot. i didn't even know what was wrong with me. But I didn't go to the doctortoseewaht was wrong with me. One day came to whan I didn'tfall all day and I was all happy cause i didn't fall and afterthat day i haven't fell down in a longs time. Only when my brother ftrips me. but haven'tfellin awhile. but yeah i think you do need to go check it out out to see what is wrong with you. i had a cousin like that she went to the doctor and they said her legs weren;'t strong enough to walk on. But now xshe doing alittlebnetter.

lol krazyclumsy grls

ROTFLMAO~!...today @ skooo one of my friends fell down nasty down the stairs~!...and me of course i was laughin my azz off~!...and when we were comin down the other stairs...me fui de puro hocico~!....and there comes some FINE~!...guys and they jst look @ me like... are u ok..n laugh~!..it's all good tho b/c i jst laughed right along w/ them~!>..."PLAY IT OFF KATHY"....ayy es que estoy en cheerleadin and stuff~!...and i was practicin my shit~!...ROTFLMAO BS

This happened this week on Wednesday. See me and my brother went to Hastings to buy a Cd. and rent a movie. Well we were looking at the movies to see which one we were gonna rent. So he was kneeling down looking at a video I told him to watchout cause i was gonna go to the different aile. so he decided to get up when he saw me crossing over him and i fell. i was like half way out of the aisle. There was this one guy that works there he was like you ok. i was like yeah my brother just tripped me. they other guy that saw me fall he busted out laugng i turned red. i was all embarrased.

it was like the 3rd day of school [[high school]] i remember i was crushin on this vato named jose and then this boy puts his foot and i trip ad u know how u think ur gonna fall but turns out u've already fallen? well i was on my knees embarrased so i hold on to that boys hand and then i get up and then he gives me a look like grl whats wrong with u so i go F**k u lol. and then i leave. omg real embarrasing!

HAHAHAHAH...lol damn that's some embarrassin shit...